Humidity?

"What's humidity?" my girlfriend Rayna, from Texas, asks with SUCH innocence... I can't help but feel sorry for her in her naive state, since Texas didn't ever have humid heat. I hope she doesn't die in this air you can swim in, though i hear she's a good swimmer... so maybe she'll be ok? Everyone has been telling her how much she will hate it, and the poor girl's face every time someone says that... it's so sad. I wish to make the world a better place for my lady, though humidity is out of my hands. Sorry. Welcome to Illinois...

I went to the store the other day to buy some cough drops and tylenol etc... and i got some DayQuil and some NyQuil too, cause I was sick and having trouble making it through each day. So I go to the check out counter... and it's one of those self-check-out things where you scan it yourself. I scan my DayQuil.. and lo and behold, a message pops up on the screen saying "Wait for Approval".... so I wait.. and .. the attendant lady comes to me, looks at the DayQuil, and asks for my ID. Now... I can understand if I was buying 10 DayQuils at once... or a handgun and a bottle of Tylenol.. but to card me for buying one DayQuil? Like she's going to remember me and testify at my court date when I decide to overdose on DayQuil and commit suicide, but fail to do so, and end up getting charged with attempted murder of myself. Like she'll be the one to step up and say "I carded that kid when he bought it! He had a malicious look on his face!" I hope she gets taken to jail for being stupid. Anyways.... I got my DayQuil.

Sick

For the past three to four weeks or so, i've been either underlyingly sick, or just plain sick. I found, at Wal-Mart, these Halls Defense drops with Vitamin C in them to help support your immune system. Ever since I ate the first one, i've been eating them non-stop, like candy. They taste good, and who can deny your body some good tasting healthy stuff? Yum. I eat more than 20 of them a day! And i've actually begun to notice that it helps. I have felt better than I had before. Vitamin C is my new hero when i'm sick. So go to Wal-Mart and buy some Halls Defense drops for those stupid sick times. >:D